Santa Jokes

Q. Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
A. Because it soots him!

Q. What is the name of Santa’s wife?
A. Mary Christmas!

Q. What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
A. Okay everybody, sack time!

Q. What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
A. His north pole!

Q. What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!

Laughing Santa

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish!

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    Princess Says:

    But First… Let Me Take An Elfie!

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