Q. What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A. A pony sleigh station!
Q. What is Rudolph’s favourite day of the year?
A. Red nose day!
Q. What does a reindeer do if it loses its tail?
A. It goes to a retail store for a new one!
Q. Can Santa’s reindeer fly higher than a 20-story building?
A. Of course! Buildings can’t fly at all!
Q. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. Rude-olph
Q. What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?
A. No-eyed-deer!
Q. What do reindeer play in their stalls?
A. Stable tennis!
Q. How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
A. Don’t feed it!
