Q. Where do elves go to get fit?
A. An elf farm!
Q. What do Santa’s elves get taught at school?
A. The Elfabet!
Q. What kind of music do elves like the most?
A. Wrap music!
Q. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Q. What kind of money do elves use?
A. Jingle bills and chocolate coins!
Q. How do elves get upstairs?
A. The Elfevator!
Q. What kind of bread do elves bake?
A. Shortbread of course!
Q. Why was Santa’s little helper upset?
A. Because he had low elf esteem!
Q. What is an elf’s favourite day of Christmas?
A. The twelf day of Christmas!