The Wonder of Christmas » Jokes http://www.thewonderofchristmas.com All About Christmas Sun, 29 Aug 2010 15:41:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Reindeer Jokes http://www.thewonderofchristmas.com/jokes/reindeer-jokes/ http://www.thewonderofchristmas.com/jokes/reindeer-jokes/#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:41:41 +0000 Susy http://www.thewonderofchristmas.com/?p=428 Q. What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A. A pony sleigh station!

Q. What is Rudolph’s favourite day of the year?
A. Red nose day!

Q. What does a reindeer do if it loses its tail?
A. It goes to a retail store for a new one!

Q. Can Santa’s reindeer fly higher than a 20-story building?
A. Of course! Buildings can’t fly at all!

Q. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. Rude-olph

Reindeer

Q. What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?
A. No-eyed-deer!

Q. What do reindeer play in their stalls?
A. Stable tennis!

Q. How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
A. Don’t feed it!

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A. Because it soots him!

Q. What is the name of Santa’s wife?
A. Mary Christmas!

Q. What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
A. Okay everybody, sack time!

Q. What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
A. His north pole!

Q. What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!

Laughing Santa

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish!

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A. Snowdrops!

Q. Where does a snowman go to dance?
A. A snowball!

Q. What type of school does a snowman send his kids to?
A. A snowboarding school!

Q. What does a snowman have for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What do snowkids have for breakfast?
A. Ice Krispies!

Polite snowman

Q. What did the policeman shout when he saw a snowman stealing something?
A. Freeze!

Q. How does a snowman get to work?
A. By icicle.

Q. Why is the snowman’s dog named Frost?
A. Because Frost bites.

Q. How do snowmen normally greet each other?
A. Ice to meet you!

Q. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s cot?
A. A snowmobile!

Q. What does a snowman take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. What does a snowman like to put on his food?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. What does a snowman wear on his head?
A. An ice cap!

Q. What kind of cake does a snowman like?
A. One with lots of icing!

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A. An elf farm!

Q. What do Santa’s elves get taught at school?
A. The Elfabet!

Q. What kind of music do elves like the most?
A. Wrap music!

Q. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
A. Mistletoes!

Q. What kind of money do elves use?
A. Jingle bills and chocolate coins!

Christmas elves

Q. How do elves get upstairs?
A. The Elfevator!

Q. What kind of bread do elves bake?
A. Shortbread of course!

Q. Why was Santa’s little helper upset?
A. Because he had low elf esteem!

Q. What is an elf’s favourite day of Christmas?
A. The twelf day of Christmas!

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